1. I'm going racing to have fun!
2. A mad driver is a bad driver!
3. The turn marshal didn't wreck, I did!
4. I have to slow down to go fast.
5. The more I relax the better I drive.
6. It's not like I never hacked anyone!
7. Whether I have a good or bad day is my choice.
(Regardless of what happens in the races)
8. Don't take this so serious after all you're racing toy cars.
9. HEY! The Winston Million isn't on the line.
(You can't even win lunch at Taco Bell)
10. Be a good looser and more importantly a good winner.
11. Watch your mouth.
12. If I can't follow these rules today I should stay home.

13.  Clean up your mess after your done, don't leave it for someone else!